Thursday, June 14, 2007

Trump Hotel Presents....A PERVERT

Is this appropriate for a TRUMP employee?

I decided i would reach out with my artwork and contact the New Trump Hotel going up right now in Dubai. Here is what I wrote to the person who represnnts this hotel:

MY LETTER TO THE MANAGEMENT OF THE TRUMP HOTEL IN DUBAI


Hi,
I am a fine art photographer that has invented my own process. It is new, innovative, and will be perfect to decorate a brand new lavish hotel such as yours. I also work for an advertising agency in NYC working with interactive recruitment. Having said this, I I have a lot to offer to a new and thriving hotel in a city that is flourishing.

Do you happen to have an art buyer or someone I can get in contact with to present my work to? I am very interested in the new and upcoming industry in Dubai, so please don't hesitate to contact me. Thank you for you time and consideration.

Sincerely,
Reena Nemirovsky
Fine Art Photographer/Campaign Implementation Specialist



THIS IS HIS RESPONSE:



Reena, I do not have the connections you seek, but I would like to be considered as your next model.

Although I've sold real estate for 21 years now, I always felt that I was a frustrated comic that would have been a good stand up if it weren't for my fear of public speaking. Alternatively, I always thought that I could be a great nude model, if it weren't for the stage fright I get when others stand next to me at a urinal.

I'm hoping that you can bring me out of my shell, give me a chance to face my fears and one day, have a photograph of myself, spread eagle, welcoming the guests at the Trump Palm Jumeirah in Dubai. Who knows? With your process and my sexy 42 year old body, one day a replica of my scrotum could be hanging in the Louvre or the Guggenheim. Tell me what you think.

Joel Greene
Licensed Real Estate Broker
President
Condo Hotel Center
13499 Biscayne Blvd., Suite #210
N. Miami, FL 33181
Ph: (954) 450-1929
Joel@CondoHotelCenter.com
http://www.CondoHotelCenter.com/
http://www.TrumpCondoHotels.com/
http://www.CondoHotelsDubai.com/
http://www.CondoHotelsBahamas.com/
Want to know more about me? Click below: www.zoominfo.com/Search/PersonDetail.aspx?PersonID=33519156




So what do all of you think about this situaton? I think i'll call Donald up and tell him what kind of employees he had working for him.

Any feed back would appriciated. Thanks!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He sounds like a slime ball...typical horny guy. It's unfortainate that you need a serious contact to do business and this dude just disregarded that and wants to show off his scrotums to you. It must be difficult for you to develope serious business relationships when there are alot of cornballs out there like him. I say you expose him to the powers that be. Good luck in finding what you are looking for.

Dave R.